my roommate the Producer

Quite possibly the most vague title in all of entertainment, the “Producer” always gets the credit.  And whether or not he/she had anything to do with the production besides knowing someone who knows someone is irrelevant as long as the risk is low and the pay is high.  But not all producers are just bottom line piggy-backers, that’s why there’s at least 20 of them on every production so that we’ll never actually know which one was responsible for the brilliant conception, catharsis, and casting; and which one just added CG monkeys to seem important and broaden the demographic.  But like any business, the goal isn’t to be prolific, it’s to keep food on the table – even if that means slop for us and a private chef for them.  This episode is for every pitch-perfect solicitor that lives by the slogan “fake it till you make it”.